Blizzard

Mom says we got a HUGE blizzard yesterday while she was sick in bed. Apparently she's going to bring us outside to play. I love to snow. I tunnel in it and dig. It's the best thing since Grandma's garden. Poptart hasn't been outside in the snow yet so mom wants to see what she does. Mom said she'll post pictures on Facebook for everyone to see.

This morning she did this odd thing to the skin on the back of my neck. She kind of pinched it and twisted it. Anyways I didn't like it but she said I'm mildly dehydrated and that I should take a lesson from Poptart and start drinking out of the water bottle. I was doing really well but then I decided to throw mom off her game. It's my favourite past time. She says today I get my revolution on the back of my neck and maybe a nail trim. I positively HATE the feeling of that stuff. It gets all kind of crusty if mom gets it on my fur and she always puts it somewhere I can't lick. She says if I ingest it it can hurt my tummy, which is already so sensitive. She's calling the vet right now to see if Poptart is big enough to get it too. HAHA I hope she does so I have someone else to be miserable with.

Gone? WHAT DO YOU MEAN!

Mum and Dad left this weekend and left me and Poptart with Auntie Bev and that terrible pug. She likes to eat my treats! She couldn't come downstairs though she's hurt mum says. Poptart has grown up and likes to get cleaned by me. She bumps me all the time for me to clean her. She doesn't understand I'm lazy! Sometimes I am so lazy I have to get mum to clean my bum for me! She hasn't had the joy of a bath yet. She is getting very wooly though. Mum says it's her adult coat coming in. We went to the vet recently to get our nails clipped. Poptart is really bad and gets scared. They had to bunny burrito her. She didn't like it at all. Mum says that I need to be a good big brother and show her the ropes but not to show her my bad habits. Too bad mum. I've already started.