Gone? WHAT DO YOU MEAN!

Mum and Dad left this weekend and left me and Poptart with Auntie Bev and that terrible pug. She likes to eat my treats! She couldn't come downstairs though she's hurt mum says. Poptart has grown up and likes to get cleaned by me. She bumps me all the time for me to clean her. She doesn't understand I'm lazy! Sometimes I am so lazy I have to get mum to clean my bum for me! She hasn't had the joy of a bath yet. She is getting very wooly though. Mum says it's her adult coat coming in. We went to the vet recently to get our nails clipped. Poptart is really bad and gets scared. They had to bunny burrito her. She didn't like it at all. Mum says that I need to be a good big brother and show her the ropes but not to show her my bad habits. Too bad mum. I've already started.