It's REALLY been a while!

So Mum apologizes for not posting anything recently, she says she's been going through some personal stuff. I guess that means Dad is sitting on her head while she sleeps, cause that's what it means when I have personal issues! Poptart will just haul on over and plop down ontop of me while I'm in a dead sleep. She always then procedes to sprawl out and shove her head under my chin. AS IF! I was asleep and now you're forcing me to clean you! Alright I guess...

Mum and Dad recently decided to try us on this new veggie called fennel. Of course I wouldn't touch it. Not at first anyways. Hey! Can you blame me? It was something new so I had to show my displeasure at the change in my routine. Where did the carrots go! (Even though Mum says carrots are bad for us and we don't get them everyday) Well Poptart dove right in (Do I have to teach her EVERYTHING!) and after a few days I decided I'd give it a try. Don't get me wrong it was no banana but it was good! Mum says I'm like Dad and I need to broaden my horizons and expand my palate. Whatever that means.

Mum says I should update everyone on my health status as a few of  you might know I wasn't feeling well for a while. Apparently Dr. Rowett suspects that I have something called Adrenal Gland disease. Mum says that its very difficult to test for right now because there aren't a lot of "normal blood values" for rabbits out there. She says there aren't enough specialty rabbit vets to know this kind of stuff so they decided to forego the test and keep me unmedicated as it's not affecting my quality of life. I'm still the same happy, non bouncy, lazy bunny. Other than than Dr. Rowett says he can hardly believe that I'm going to be 8 years old in April. He said if he didn't know that Mum had me since I was a kit he wouldn't believe it.

Oh.. he also said I was overweight and needed to lose weight/exercise more.

WHAT?????

- Twix

Neglect!!

Today Mummy had one of those things she writes at school. Exams I think she called it. I just know it means less work for me! Being a Vet Tech student she often likes to apply what she's learned to me and my feline brother Ser Pounce. But today she slept when she got home and forgot to take me out for exercise (which I thoroughly hate anyways) but of course I can't let her see that I'm happy. Rule Number 1 of Bunniness: NEVER LET YOUR HUMAN PARENTS KNO YOUR HAPPY! DISAPPROVE OF EVERYTHING! But she also forgot to feed me dinner! I was looking forward to my carrot and crackers!!! I'll have to be extra grumpy with her for that..
- Twix

Edit:
Daddy fed me some hay and pellets to make up for mummy's neglect. I will show him some love by chirping.